Cannon Blast: April 15, 2016

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The Cannon Blast is a bi-weekly calendar update from the Gonzales Chamber of Commerce.

Have an event coming up that you would like to see on the Cannon Blast? Email us!

April 17: Youth Center Pork Rib BBQ Plate

April 19: Expo Center @ JB  Wells Park Ribbon Cutting

April 19: Expo Center @ J.B.  Wells Park
You must RSVP today!

April 19, 20 & 21: Social Security Questions? Attend a free seminar presented by Brian Fees to answer your questions!

April 20: Small Business Financing for Veterans

April 22: First United Methodist Church 48th Annual Spaghetti Supper

April 23:

All city of Gonzales residents are invited to participate in the Jim Price Community Clean Up from 8:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m. on April 23, 2016, at Apache Field

April 28: Join McCoy’s for an unique Board Cutting Ceremony, April 28, 2016 @ Noon

April 30:  Come to Pioneer Village Living History Center for their annual Dutch Oven Cook-Off.

Looking Ahead: May 7th featuring the The Gonzales Healthcare Systems Foundation Gala at the newly constructed J.B. Wells Park Expo Center
Am I right?

Am I right?

Now, look here, my good man. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Who’s that then? A newt? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

I dare say you never

I dare say you never

The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, ‘It was the BEST butter, you know.’ Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. ‘What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter.


What size do you want?

What size do you want?

‘What size do you want to be?’ it asked. ‘Oh, I’m not particular as to size,’ Alice hastily replied; ‘only one doesn’t like changing so often, you know.’ ‘I DON’T know,’ said the Caterpillar. Alice said nothing: she had never been so much contradicted in her life before, and she felt that she was losing her temper. ‘Are you content now?’ said the Caterpillar. ‘Well, I should like to be a LITTLE larger, sir, if you wouldn’t mind,’ said Alice: ‘three inches is such a wretched height to be.’

‘It is a very good height indeed!

said the Caterpillar angrily, rearing itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high). ‘But I’m not used to it!’ pleaded poor Alice in a piteous tone. And she thought of herself, ‘I wish the creatures wouldn’t be so easily offended!’ ‘You’ll get used to it in time,’ said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again. This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to speak again. In a minute or two the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and yawned once or twice, and shook itself. Then it got down off the mushroom, and crawled away in the grass, merely remarking as it went, ‘One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.’

However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go

‘One side of WHAT? The other side of WHAT?’ thought Alice to herself. ‘Of the mushroom,’ said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight. Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand. ‘And now which is which?’ she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!


She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt that there was no time to be lost, as she was shrinking rapidly; so she set to work at once to eat some of the other bit. Her chin was pressed so closely against her foot, that there was hardly room to open her mouth; but she did it at last, and managed to swallow a morsel of the lefthand bit. ‘Come, my head’s free at last!’ said Alice in a tone of delight, which changed into alarm in another moment, when she found that her shoulders were nowhere to be found: all she could see, when she looked down, was an immense length of neck, which seemed to rise like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay far